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2009 Tax Code

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009 , the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10 – 12” Luxury Tax $300.00

hahahaha. Rass, looks like i go to shell out a luxury tax. :(

Luxury? Kerr better come confirm its not a nuisance lol

me na have to worrie my size not there so pls bring a new tax list for mine

A forum with "no holds barred" as what can b said.....

JohnnyWalker

Cane walker, that tart you wed says when you eat her pat-a-cake, the red liquid is not cherry syrup, & the other thick white fluid is the cum from the many men she had b-4 you.

Xtreme please don't be mad
Sword left your battyhole feeling sad
It's missing its regular dosage of semen
That make you scream Swaha and Amen!
Do not fear my bugger battie friend
Eventually you'll end up with a lolee in your rear end
It will make you holler and gasp
And your batty will feel like hot sticky grass
So once again you'll frolic and play
Yes! once again you'll make some antiman a good lay

^^ lol lol.. girl you can really rhyme. Hahaha

Lmao ... I can picture extreme slinking away with his tail between his legs like a hyena, and a hurt look on his face.
Methinks that coolie must be in some corner licking his wounds ... lol

Dude, you've got to be one masochistic mofo ... to take this verbal flogging and still keep jogging! hahaha

Musings

It's often been said, in the songs people sing
In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed Man is King

Now the Baigan can be, a one-eyed Monster Thing
that can terrorise a Patta, and make it cringe

Batter up the Patter, with a dent or a ding
slice it and dice it, make it bawl and sing

The point i'm making, with this little ditty
U want her joints quaking, when u wax the Kitty

Wax on wax off, but never hit the Beattie
Or when u pull out, the Baigan will smell sh*tty

U can get infections, or rupture her colon
so stick to the mid-section, even if she wears a Roll-on

And if u want variety, because ur sex-life is dull
try grabbing her by the hair, and massaging her Skull

And if she were to complain, that her tonsils hurt and pain
then grab her by the left leg, and throw her in a drain!

Now u'd have to be effin crazy, to act on this advice
It's late and my brain is hazy, so u better treat her nice!

Revenge of the lolee

One day a lolee and a patta were fighting in the house
the patta pounced on the lolee thinking it was a mouse
the lolee did retaliate, by turning into a snake
and asphyxiating the patta, 'twas a tragic mistake.

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THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
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CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

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THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
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CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
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CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/

CARIWEB CHATROOM HAS HAD MANY ISSUES RECENTLY...APPEARENTLY THE ADMINS IN THIS SITE ARE TRACKING PEOPLES IPS USING IP LOCATOR SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO TRACK POSTAL CODES.... THIS CHATROOM IS A PRIVACY ISSUE AS I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM... FOR EVERYONE HERE THERE IS A MUCH BETTER SITE THEN CARIWEB THAT DOES NOT LOOK TO ATTACK YOU OR SHARE YOUR INFO WITH EXTERNAL SITES/

http://daggahmastah.com/

THIS SITE IS ALOT BETTER THEN CARIWEB BECAUSE THEY HAVE LIVE DJS, CHAT, WEB CAM AND MIC ALL IN ONE AND IT HAS MORE GIRLS WHO GO ON WEBCAM , SO THIS SITE IS WAY BETTER THEN CARIWEB WHERE OLD WOMAN ARE TRACKING YOUR IP TO GIVE IT TO DEPLAYA , ICECREAM MAN AND RAMSARA/// ESCAPE THIS CHAT WHILE YOU CAN....IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CHECK http://daggahmastah.com ITS 100 PERCENT LEGIT AND YOU WILL BE MORE THEN IMPRESSED
http://daggahmastah.com/